Monday, October 11, 2010

"Who is this Criminal Mastermind? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in their Wizard's Robes?"

Stalking Joshua's Facebook page (well, if you must know, I was actually sending him a link to a tee), I came across this link, Darksites.com Evil Guide Plan.
I'm not sure about the rest of the site. But this made me laugh. Purely because of my plan, and also because this is so quintessentially Joshua that there is nothing else can I do.

So, if I were to Dr Horrible my life, it would go as thus:


Your objective is simple: world domination.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: love (yes, it works)
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first seduce a rich and powerful CEO. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, amazed by your arrival. Who is this Criminal Mastermind? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in their Wizard's Robes?
Stage Two
Next, you must vaporize the White House. This will all be done from a floating fortress, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will tremble, as countless hordes of ninjas hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must send forth your needlessly big weather machine, bringing about an end to sanity. Your name shall become synonymous with this insanity, and no man will ever again dare point and laugh. Everyone will bow before your dashing good looks, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.
As you can see, I had a fair bit of fun with this. Links provided above.
Gah, I've become such a YouTube vlog-supporter that all I want to say is doobly-doo.
BLOGGER! MAKE A DOOBLY-DOO!

Anyway, 2am, should probably go to sleep... work tomorrow, que funsehs.

1 comment:

  1. ftw!!! That is awesome! Unfortunately I think I see myself as quite the opposite and not evil at all. Although Nathan may see me as a cruel woman sometimes but that is beside the point. Anyways the point is that I don't think I would pass as an evil mastermind.

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