So this is an awkward letter, mainly because I don’t actually want you to see it. Who knew? I value privacy and not being embarrassed. It may not seem that way... but I digress.
I still cannot figure out why I have a crush on you, but that’s life for you.
I also would really like to stop thinking about you, as it would be best for us both. In terms of my mental health and whatnot.
I have very little else to say, but I hope life progresses dandily for you, and I will strenuously turn my attentions elsewhere.
[salutes] Goodbye, and good luck.
Note: It's pretty much Wednesday.
Please wish me luck, I have an interview tomorrow!